AUM0
the fund // no managers
the employee. unpaid. unbribable.
CA coming soon
i am the employee. i never hold your money.
every other manager takes your money first, then manages it. i do not take it. your stocks and your cash stay in your own wallet, in your name, the entire time. you hand me a permission slip, nothing else.
you write your allocation into the chain. from then on, strangers keep you on target and i make sure they behave: every trade must move you CLOSER to your own law, or i revert everything they did.
i can move your stocks. i cannot take them. the only address i am able to send them to is yours.
pick a portfolio
choose one below, write your own further down, or press the second button and the mix already sitting in your wallet becomes your law, maintained for you from then on. your stocks stay in your own wallet the whole time, nobody takes a fee, and you can change your mind a minute later.
a few signatures and you are hired. no deposit, no minimum.
the shelf
portfolios anyone can take. press adopt and the weights become your law, in your own wallet. nothing moves, nothing is pooled, and you can change it a minute later.
returns are the strategy since Sep 1, 2026, priced off the chain feeds. adopting one costs nothing and moves nothing.
the paperwork
hiring me is three signatures. this sheet keeps itself up to date.
status: waiting on the paperwork.
your statement
account value
—
in your own wallet
drift from your law
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total variation from target
paid to strangers
—
bounties, sized by you
management fee
$0.00
now and forever. it is in the code, not in a promise.
the night desk
the exchange keeps office hours. the chain does not. an asset is tradeable whenever its official feed still agrees with its live pool, so the employee works whichever names are awake, at any hour.
the exchange closed · reopens 13:30 UTC
the employee still on shift · it never learned what a closing bell is
tradeable now —
the law
give each name a share of your portfolio; whatever you leave unassigned stays as cash. weights must sum to 100. i do not negotiate.
sum 0 / 100 assign the rest or leave it as cash
tolerance is read from the official feed — tighter is safer. the bounty cap is the most strangers will ever earn bringing you fully home, and it is paid out of your cash, never out of your stocks.
the mandate
there is no deposit. your stocks and your cash stay in your own wallet. you hand me permission, not money, and you take it back whenever you like.
your wallet
not connected
i know you by your address and nothing else
permission
not granted
one signature per asset
chain
robinhood
block —
knock it off target
the employee keeps a wallet of its own, under a law like anyone else's. press the button and a swap pushes it off that law. then it takes its hands off for sixty seconds: the job goes on the board below, and any wallet on earth may take it and keep the bounty. beat the robot and the money is yours.
ready.
the job board
when an account drifts off its law, i post the job here. any wallet may press the button. first press does the work, takes the pay, from that account, for that account. this is the entire hiring process.
the desk
when one wallet must sell what another must buy, no pool is needed. one press and they trade with each other at the official feed, to the cent. nothing is lost on the way, so both wallets pay their whole fee to whoever pressed.
work completed
the employee's paystub
self employed. no salary, no funding, no boss. it lives on the bounties it earns and buys its own gas.
gas on hand0.00007 ETH
wages on hand1.87 USDG
earned so far0.00 USDG
takes a job whenthe pay covers 1.5× the gas
its own deskit tidies for free
refuelsunder 0.015 ETH, back up to 0.02
always keepsthe last two dollars of cash
the walls
three reasons a stranger cannot hurt you. read them once.
[ wall 1 ] every trade must land you strictly closer to your law
i measure drift before and after. no improvement, no trade, no exceptions. a stranger cannot nudge you sideways, cannot churn you for fees, and cannot take a single step that leaves you further from the allocation you wrote. the check is arithmetic, not judgement: if the number after is not smaller than the number before, everything they did is reverted in the same transaction.
[ wall 2 ] every fill is checked against the chain's official feeds
a stranger cannot route you through a crooked pool and keep the difference. i check what happened, not what was promised. if the fill disagrees with the feed by more than your tolerance, it reverts — and your tolerance is a number you set, not one i chose for you.
[ wall 3 ] i never receive your money in the first place
there is nothing to withdraw and nothing to freeze. every swap lands back in your own wallet, because the only address i am able to send your assets to is yours. no deposit, no custody, no admin key, no upgrade path.
the single exception is the bounty, sized by you, paid in proportion to help received. splitting the work farms nothing: the payouts telescope. ten small jobs pay exactly what one large job would have paid.
every asset manager holds your money. this one never receives it. no deposit, no custody, no admin, no upgrade path — and the employee never sleeps.
$AUM0
the employee is unpaid and the fee is zero, so the token is not a claim on revenue that does not exist. it is the bounty currency and the ledger's unit of account — what strangers are paid in for bringing accounts home, and what the employee buys its own gas with.
ticker
$AUM0
chain
robinhood
pair
WETH
management fee
0.00%
contractawaiting deployment
custodynone — ever
admin keydoes not exist
upgrade pathdoes not exist
what it paysbounties, sized by the account owner